Grrr!!

My stupid USB ports aren't working. I'm royally ticked. That means I can't connect my camera, my mp3 player or anything. Which means no pictures uploaded or blogged or emailed. One port is loose and seems busted (ahem, Kian?) the other is fine but won't register anything. I am NOT happy. I have no idea how to fix this. I tried the online fix, but it's not working. GRrrrrr!@!!!$T$#%$#%#@$#!$!$#^&%^@#